Wednesday, February 20, 2008
- Some jokes(may be hot or cold) -
1)One fine day a japan tourist came to a certain country.This day he board on to a certain cab and wants to go somewhere which takes only 5~8 mins .During the ride, he saw a HONDA car and he said "Wha HONDA made in Japan very fast!!".Then he saw another NISSAN car and he said "NISSAN!!!Super fast cannot be compared".Now a TOYOTA car pass by and he said "TOYOTA!!!!! Nothing to say fast is fast." After the 8 mins ride ,he reached his destination and the driver wans a fee of 100++ dollars.The japan tourist had a shock and asked why. So the driver replied" Meter, made in japan very fast also"
2)A girl from Tibet went to Shanghai for a job interview.To test her English,China boss ask her to create sentence with:green, pink, yellow, blue, white, purple,and black. She answered "I hear the phone GREEN GREEN, then i go PINK up the phone, and i say YELLOW, BLUES that? WHITE did u say? Oh wrong number, dont PURPLELY disturb people and don't call BLACK, ok?" Upon hearing this the Boss say " U can go black and now wait for phone green green."
Thats all for today, hope it entertains :D
2)A girl from Tibet went to Shanghai for a job interview.To test her English,China boss ask her to create sentence with:green, pink, yellow, blue, white, purple,and black. She answered "I hear the phone GREEN GREEN, then i go PINK up the phone, and i say YELLOW, BLUES that? WHITE did u say? Oh wrong number, dont PURPLELY disturb people and don't call BLACK, ok?" Upon hearing this the Boss say " U can go black and now wait for phone green green."
Thats all for today, hope it entertains :D
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